InsaneJournal

Current mood:

awake

I got this from the Daily Snitch, so you may have seen it already.

http://www.megcabot.com/diary/?p=847

Yeah, It's Meg Cabot. But it's funny. Especially since I was talking to the Crab about becoming a sommelier earlier today. (Crab, not me)

While I was reading the entry, Crab asked me a question that I never heard and distractedly answered, "Look at Lav-Lav and Won-Won!" She then replied, "huh?"

You know those little folded paper things you put on your fingers and tell fortunes with? What are they called besides 'cootie catchers'? I know we called them something else, but for the life of me I can't remember what.

I just called Abbey over and asked her if I could punch her like a chicken. I don't even know what that would mean. She said, "If I let you, can I have some Spaghetti-o's?" I'm growing concerned about her willingness to barter physical violence for cash and prizes. We'll have to have a talk.

This post has been brought to you by the letter "I", for 'insomnia'.