InsaneJournal

Current mood:

energetic

You talk too much and you say too little
So, due to heavy traffic and a late start, Crab and I did NOT make it to the Better Than Ezra concert tonight. She was disappointed because she wanted to hear "Peter likes Paul" as she calls it. It's actually called "All In". But we MIGHT go see them in Milwaukee at the end of this month. It's not like I have anything better to do THIS ENTIRE SUMMER than take Crab to Summerfest. But that bit of anger-making deserves its own post.

So we went on a date. We went to see Land of the Lost (so funny!) and then we went to dinner.

Two times Abigail was unintentionally hilarious, and one time she wasn't.

1) During the movie, there was an action sequence (I hate to be spoiled, and I hate spoiling other people so I won't say when) and Abbey yelled out, "Yeah, get that mother!"
She was repeating what she heard on the screen.
And I did tell her not to talk like that.

2) This really is weird, no matter how you look at it. We were in the restaurant, and an old lady walks by. There is NO polite way of saying this, but she was masturbating a balloon. Why? I don't know. I told you, if something weird will happen, it will happen to me. So she walks by, with her balloon, and then Abbey says, "That was weird! She was doing this!" and mimics the hand motion. OMG it was funny.
I did tell her we don't do that, too.

3) When we climbed into the car, Abbey asked me "Did my magic work? When we were walking out here, I wished that you would get an Atomic Wedgie."

The answer is no, her magic did NOT work.