It Does What? written for Snupin 100
Title: It Does What?
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: #127 Urban Legends
Characters: Remus/Severus, mentions Hermione
Authors Notes: This is my first contribution. I hope you like it! Also, it's dialogue only.



"You're home late. Rough day?"

"Where to begin? Dunderheaded teenagers!"

"Sit down, dearest, and tell Remus all about it."

"You'll never believe what they were talking about, Remus."

"What's that?"

"Contraception! Specifically, that it's possible to prevent pregnancy if the female douches with a Muggle concoction called...er...Mountain Dew."

"Sounds like a potion ingredient."

"That was my thought, yes. Apparently it's some sort of sugary beverage, however."

"Sounds...sticky. And unsanitary. You did correct their thinking, didn't you?"

"Well, I did tell Miss Granger that recently collected, mountain dew is an excellent remedy for that not-so-fresh feeling."